Pathetic Apple Fanboy

(yuvi video special)

Last week, a few friends mocked me about my affection for Apple products and so I got this idea to record a video making fun of me and my gadgets. Except I couldn’t get the video funny enough, and I was whispering the whole time because I’m a nervous weirdo (and my toddler was asleep in the next room), and my editing job is just psychotic, and now I just need to get my ass back to writing and stop fiddling with this silly video. But I still didn’t want to throw it away entirely.

So here it is. My failed, not-so-funny attempt at an Apple Fanboy gag:

FYI, Michael Schechter over at bettermess.com is responsible for some of the best lines in this video (like the “for her pleasure” line).

Thank you.

Sorry.

7 comments
evalewis
evalewis

What is it? how funny it it? thanks.

 

jlweinberg
jlweinberg like.author.displayName 1 Like

Where is the lube? I was waiting for the lube!!

 

Absolutely loved this.

yuvizalkow
yuvizalkow moderator

 @jlweinberg Thanks for tolerating this one... I'm still saving up for the Apple lube... for now I'm using second-rate lube... or natural alternatives...

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jaifarris
jaifarris

You, my friend, are just a little bit silly.....hilarious.

davidleitner
davidleitner

Love it! Very funny progression from macbook air to the condom!