Last week, a few friends mocked me about my affection for Apple products and so I got this idea to record a video making fun of me and my gadgets. Except I couldn’t get the video funny enough, and I was whispering the whole time because I’m a nervous weirdo (and my toddler was asleep in the next room), and my editing job is just psychotic, and now I just need to get my ass back to writing and stop fiddling with this silly video. But I still didn’t want to throw it away entirely.
So here it is. My failed, not-so-funny attempt at an Apple Fanboy gag:
FYI, Michael Schechter over at bettermess.com is responsible for some of the best lines in this video (like the “for her pleasure” line).