I ONLY CRY WITH EMOTICONS
…will be published by Red Hen Press. Learn more…
My boss tells me it’s embarrassing that I’ve been here for six years and I’m still at Goldfish status. Ever since we installed the gamification plug-in, he knows exactly how many Likes I’ve gotten from coworkers, exactly how many Comments I’ve made, exactly how many Best Answers and Virtual Pints of Beer I’ve received. He even knows how many animated cat gifs I’ve giffed, which is 0. I’m a Goldfish even though some six-monthers have already leveled up to Penguin. My boss is a Blue Whale…
A BRILLIANT NOVEL IN THE WORKS
…was published in 2012 by MP Publishing. Learn more…
When my wife comes into the room and sees me in my underwear, with my $30 pen in my fist, and standing on my desk, she isn’t terribly impressed with me and my work habits…
